I LOVE BIG KITTENS

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This is @BrianRicci. 

He runs a movie “review” tumblr where he ranks movies by bra size. I’m not too writing-savvy, but my fella is a film maker and a film writer for our local Village Voice, and usually when he reviews movies he says, “It’s bad,” but then he goes on to explain why. ‘Cause my fella’s not a moron.

He also doesn’t use his reviews as an excuse to dissect and objectify women. I like that part.

Brian Ricci is 31 and doesn’t have a girlfriend. I’m amazed he has friends.

He asked me to submit pictures for his idiotic blog, and I ignored him. He asked again, and I politely declined. He came into the chat when I was on the GG cam and he asked again. And again. And again. So I told him to shove off and he still wouldn’t quit, so I blocked him on twitter - it’s mostly him asking camgirls/altmodels/GGs for pictures of their boobs for his shitty website that no one will ever care about. Or just him being creepy as fuck. Or a giant asshole begging for attention. 

Anyway, I wanted to share all of this with you because the instant I told him to leave me alone he tweeted the above. Maybe I’m narcissistic and it’s not about me. But it’s about someone.

Someone he wishes he could kiss or touch or even just talk to.

But he never will.

This is Selina Kyl and she was one of the reasons why I joined tumblr!

I rememeber seeing her on my younger bro’s screen!!! He left whatev he was watching on his screen! (i dont think he was supposed to leave it up.. but oh well, nevumind that!) And when I went on it to steal some of his ITUNES I was met by this gorgeous body!

But she is kind of a bitch on tumblr! I was going through all her posts! Because when I googled how to become  tumblr famous it saifd reblogging helps!!

But she is such a bitch!!!!!!!!!

BUMMER! !!!!!!!!

She was tumblering some crazy Feminist shiza  about how this kinda creepy but funny guy uses breast sizes to review movies!!! THAT IS GENIOUS!!!!!!

He looks sad! Aren’t we all sad sometimes! I THINK I can relate! I had a kitten who looked just like him!!!!!

“Oh, I’m a girl who gets naked for the internet and shows off my tits and oh woe is me when someone else besides me is degrading women.” is basically what miss selina had to say.

My god, girl, you’re page has some girl ridding another man’s penis!!! Selina has no tact! I thought she was way diff. 

The way she talks shit on this creeppy guy sounds like to me as if she had troubling past. Someone mustve touched her at a young age. And not all girls who get naked for internet webcams have troubled history! I Know so many girls who do it and are so smart and strong and talented and loving!!!!! But Selina you sound so hurt girl! 

I LOVE GODS GIRLS! THAT”S WHY I WANT TO DO GODS GUYS~!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE ALASKA AND EVELYN AND TOVA AND VIVIENNE!! I wish I bodies like them!

BUT SELINA! Shame on you.

Don’t put down this one poor guy because you think he degrades women!!

Oh, and your bf writes for the Village Voice! Wow!!! That makes you both very legit!

I’m so upset! I don’t even want to look up kittens now. 

What will I do?

I’m going to send in a pic of my chest (FLAT AND PROUD) so BRIAN RICCI MOVIE REVIEW can have a decent A cup size for his “idiotic” reviews.

Selina you’re so sad that he “dissects” and “objectifys” women?? You just dissected him and his tumblr so bad! And look at you posting pictures of some slore ridding that boys peeen!!!

Get over yourself!
BACK TO THE KITTENS! 

IN THE FUTURE ALL OF OUR LIBRARIANS WILL HAVE ONCE BEEN GODS GIRLS AND SUICIDE GIRLS!!

(Source: selinakyl)